—he actually won't! Where Aren and Yuu are concerned. Excuse you he's a good not!parent. 8| And likes kids and will probably get terribly attached to them. He has no problem with half-adopting them and compulsively looking out and jesusing after them and trying to make the whole situation less scary for them even if part of his soul freezes over at every mention of 'papa'! Responsibility sponge.

—he only has issue that somehow you're "Mama". /the. most unsure of faces. /LOCKS IT CHEERFULLY AWAY IN A DEEP RECESS OF HIS MIND TO NEVER BE THOUGHT OF AGAIN )o)

But he'll be damned if he lets you upset them worse. 8| Distance between Kanda and small children is probably a good thing...